gpunks:

Matching icons for you and your friends

"I dont get along with other girls because girls are so bitchy"

Can we just take a moment to fully appreciate this photoshoot? 

methhomework:

that friend that always tries to please you

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

iguanamouth:

ads and commercials that start out “haha dont you just HATE ads” like i get that youre trying to be cute but all youve done is ensure that i never buy your product out of pure spite

drxcos:

i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im fucking blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable

majiinboo:

  • Do not forget Michael Brown
  • Do not forget how the media dehumanized him and tried to justify his murder
  • Do not forget how peaceful protests were painted as savage riots
  • Do not forget police armed with military grade weapons terrorized and arrested black civilians
  • Do not forget Darren Wilson being awarded over $400,000 in fundraiser donations for murdering an unarmed black child
  • Do not forget that this system was not built to defend us, but to control us
  • Do not forget Ferguson 

seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places