In my second grade class this kid tried to forge his mom’s signature but he got caught because he just wrote ‘mom’ in fancy letters
people who put the video link in a little “x” under their gifs are my favourite kind of people
OMFG I have gained so much respect for these guys just for their complete facetious attitude toward all their interviews
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
- a party where everyone dresses up in fancy dresses, and you eat novelty chicken nuggets, fruit snacks, and drink capri suns and watch cartoons
- a party where everyone wears pajamas,and you drink red wine and have fancy finger foods and watch old Hollywood movies
st O P ACtinG LIKE hipSTERS ARE AWFUL THey just wANT TO REBLOG THEIR PRETTY PICTURES AND COFFEE AND SHOES LEAVE THem aLONE YOURE NOT SUPERIOR TO THEM JUST BECAUSE YOURE A FANDOM BLOG
*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
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Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
Things I will not judge you for:
Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes
I love how Nintendo’s new marketing slogan is “Because it’s Nintendo.”
Like do you even need a reason just go out and buy it because it’s Nintendo you fucks.